Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Also drives too slow.

Mary was watching Chuck install the new faucets in our bathroom and after a while in there she had an awakening. An awakening that all of us who are married to men have at some point in our lives. So what do you do when you have an awakening? Why, you spell it out in plumbers puddy on the marble countertops. Plumbers puddy that stains marble. It would so piss me off if it didn't say "DADDY DOESN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS." The hand of God may as well have written it.

4 comments:

Nat D said...

BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chesha Oliver said...

OMG! That's hillarious... so Chuck!

chuck said...

The ridiculous irony is that in all caps on the plumbers putty it reads:
WARNING....DO NOT USE ON MARBLE. That's not even what Mary was talking about. I didn't follow the instructions on the sink.

j-ro said...

isn't it ironic? doncha think? it's like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid.